"Hello, may I take order please?"
"No, I don't want to order yet, I am waiting for a friend. Is there a bathroom I can use?"
"No. No bathroom"
"Really?? There is no bathroom here? At all?"
"No, sorry."
"Oh. Really? Why is there no bathroom?"
"Well, there is a bathroom, but can't use, because of some construction."
"Oh really?"
"Well, if you want to go down there you can." At this point, the Subway employee is pointing to a square hole in the floor next to the counter, below which one can see stairs descending into a black abyss...
"The bathroom is down there?"
"Yes, you can go, it's ok. You can leave your bag, is ok."
"Umm, how do you get to the bathroom??"
"You go down. Is ok. You can go. Leave bag here is ok."
"I just go down into that hole, and then climb back up?"
"If you want, you can go down and come up. Is ok. Leave bag here is ok. No problem. Is ok."
"Ooook..." At this point, I dropped my bag into the chair, and lowered myself down into the hole, ducked down the stairs, and found quite a lovely bathroom available to anyone who was willing to brave climbing in and out of a hole in the floor. I'm sure I was a sight, coming in and out of there, and I really wished I had a camera with me to document the unusual experience. It was a first, and hopefully a last. But interesting nonetheless. Thank you, Subway.
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